you're looking older

Nov 22

biggest babes

Nov 17

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

Ernest Hemingway

I vowed to do this and it kind of sucks. I must just like hearing myself talk.

Nov 16

She’s like Mona Lisa when she’s intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she’s marvelous

want all of this.

She is just the coolest.

for Lauren, top hat and all!

Nov 13

my tribute to slickity jim’s. r.i.p

Nov 12

21, you don’t love him.

Nov 11

want. so. bad.

Nov 10

blind leading the blind

21. just because you have bangs, doesn’t mean you can pick at your face-under your bangs.

22. Just because you exercise, doesn’t mean you can binge eat.

23. don’t be a stripper. It’s not cool

31. drink earl grey tea. it’s fancy and good.

48. it’s ‘BY ACCIDENT’, not ‘ON ACCIDENT’. proper example: “he hit her BY accident.”

3. it’s bad manners to drink out of a glass/cup/mug with a spoon in it.

4. wood does not absorb electricity. Unless we’re talking about a dudes wooden dick and the electricity of a woman’s vagina. in this case, wood will totally absorb electricity!

5. metal absorbs heat. If you leave your spoon in your tea/coffee/soup, it’ll get cooler.